Corrupt-A-Wish

Okay, let's play corrupt a wish. The rules are simple.

One person will make a wish, and the next person to post finds an ironic way to derive bad consequences from granting the wish, or to otherwise tag a downside to it, and so on and so forth.

Ex

1. I wish for a pony

player 2. ~ Granted but It kickes you if you pet it

I wish for choclate
ect and so on



I wish for dog

Wish granted but the dog bites your face off.

I wish for a million wishes~

Granted but all your wishes dont come true xD

I wish for no homework for the rest of the year!

Granted but then you don't understand anything on the tests and you have to go back to kindergarden.

I wish I was a great artist..

Granted but every time you made a famous piece of art someone steels it :O

I wish for a sports car!!!

Wish granted but it blows up when you hit a bump in the road.

I wish for nothing o.o;

WHAT THE ***************************** hahaha

Granted lol you get everything you always wanted but its always currupted and taken away so you have nothing lol

I wish I could get a new pair of pants .

Wish granted but they rip.

I wish for a genie in a bottle~

Wish grants but the genie is blind and death and can't speak also some how has no magical powers to grants you anything.

I wish I could dance better

Wish granted but it turns out you are a great dancer in perverted ways .-.

I wish for a fish that could never rot or stink :3